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Wandering Through The Desert

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Joker, Nov 11, 2008. Replies: 0 | Views: 1174

  1. Joker

    Joker Member

    Wandering Through The Desert

    A man is wandering through the desert. He hasn't had any water for days and is dying of thirst. To his amazement, he comes across three market stalls set up in the desert.

    He crawls up to the first one. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.

    "I'm sorry mate," says the first stall holder, "I sell nothing but custard."

    The man crawls up to the second stall. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.

    "Sorry mate," says the second stall holder, "I sell nothing but cream and sponge."

    The man crawls up to the third stall. "Water, water! I must have some water!" he cries.

    "I'm truly sorry matey," says the third stall holder, "I sell nothing but hundreds and thousands."

    "I can't believe none of yez has any water," says the man.

    "I know," says the third stall holder, "it's a trifle bazaar."

    :p
     

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