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New Element Found

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Joker, Oct 20, 2008. Replies: 0 | Views: 983

  1. Joker

    Joker Member

    New Element Found

    The heaviest known element known to science was recently discovered by corporate research physicists. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 15 senior vice neutrons, 60 vice neutrons, 125 assistant neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

    Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally occur in less than one second.

    Administratium has a normal half life of approximately 3 years at which time it does not actually decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganisation.

    Scientists point out Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.


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