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Dog Property Laws

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Joker, Oct 24, 2008. Replies: 0 | Views: 1054

  1. Joker

    Joker Member

    Dog Property Laws

    1. If I like it, it's mine.

    2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

    5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

    6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

    7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

    8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

    10. If it's broken, it's yours.


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